I Should Narrate Your Life

Commentary and Ramblings On All That is Average

kellyoxford:

Bad Lip Reading Video of James Blunt is fucking INSPIRED.
Tell me you can’t watch this without imagining it’s Steve Nash and I’ll call you a LIAR.

OH HOW VERY EXCITING EXCITING!

thedailyfeed:

First glimpses of “The Great Gatsby” set emerge! True to form, Leonardo DiCaprio  is looking Jazz Age dapper and very era-appropriate in a beige tweed suit and straw boater.

  • Photo 1: Baz Lurhmann, left, and Leonardo DiCaprio admire a Rolls-Royce on the set of “The Great Gatsby.”
  • Photo 2: Isla Fisher shows off her flapper style as Myrtle Wilson.
  • Photo 3: Joel Edgerton, left, and Tobey Maguire sport straw boaters as they walk through the film’s power-station set.

All the ways you tried to show you love me were hidden by your past pain and insecurities. I showed I love you, abundantly, despite mine. That’s just how I roll, and now you’re missing out.

evilteabagger:

Get The Government Out of Welfare! Now!!

I watched a minute and a half until I said “I LOVE THIS WOMAN!”

Watch this video. She’s great.

(Source: antigovernmentextremist)

Max Weinberg’s Welcome Back Gift
Conan: Max come on. Clearly somethings bothering you. What’s going on?
Max: Well Conan, its just that the last time I came back at the show after touring the E Street band you got me sort of a special welcome back gift. I’ve been back for 3 days now since the last tour, you still haven’t got me a gift.  

(Source: blueharp, via iloveconanobrien)